“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”
(Source: jesuschristvevo)
its not a family gathering unless they point out all your insecurities
(Source: bradtitt)
- Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.
(Source: heyyitsskenna)
