what a beautiful day to not be in high school
- bae: come over no ones home
- me: what games do u have
i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
yeah squats are great but have you ever tried:
there are many ways to get the booty.
mix it up a bit.
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH
NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.
YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”